176: 名無しに人種はない＠実況OK 2026/10/06(火) 21:20:48.16 ID:FC4/03pS0 DAN検査ってほんま？ 🚨UPDATE: REAL MADRID OPTS FOR DNA TESTING ON VINÍCIUS JR. 🇧🇷 Real Madrid have reportedly been prompted to conduct DNA testing on Vinícius Jr. over his voice being different, changes in his playing style and facial appearance, a noticeably smaller physique, and a tattoo that appears to have disappeared. These details have fuelled a bizarre theory that the man representing Real Madrid is a body double of Vinícius Jr. A Brazilian witch doctor claimed Vini is at a luxury resort in the Bahamas, surrounded by women and living under a completely new identity. He claimed the footballer has settled comfortably into his new life and has absolutely no intention of returning to professional football. The witch doctor said that Vini hired a lookalike to fulfil his contractual obligations with Real Madrid while he continues collecting his wages from paradise. One man faces the defenders; the other faces the ocean. If that were true, football would be facing the impersonation scandal of the century, with potentially devastating consequences for Real Madrid. Imagine enduring a dip in form so frustrating that people stop questioning your performances and start questioning whether you’re even the same person.😭— Klay (@UtdKlay_) October 5, 2026 ＞🚨UPDATE: リアル マドリード、ビニシウス・ジュニオールにDNA検査を選択 🇧🇷 ＞レアル マドリードは、ビニシウス・ジュニオールの声が違うこと、プレースタイルの変化、顔の外見の変化、明らかに小柄になった体格、そして消えたように見えるタトゥーについて、DNA検査を実施するよう促されたと報じられています。 ＞これらの詳細が、リアル マドリードを代表する男がビニシウス・ジュニオールのボディダブルだという奇妙な理論を煽っています。 ＞ブラジルの呪術師は、ビニがバハマの高級リゾートにいて、女性たちに囲まれ、全く新しいアイデンティティで暮らしていると主張しました。彼は、そのサッカー選手が新しい生活に快適に落ち着き、プロサッカーへの復帰意欲が全くないと述べました。 引用元:…