873 名無しさん[sage] 2026/04/27(月) 09:30:03.38 ID:U4FcwmJlブリホーお姉さんScarle Yonaguni💋💅NIJISANJI EN @ScarleYonaguni (2026/04/27 08:33:03)I just got pulled over for having a burrito in my mouth…I was doing some errands before stream tonight and I went to get a nice yummy birria burrito, I was eating my burrito “I’m late for anime school” style and held it in my mouth because I was driving. Then at a red light a cop was next to me where my butthole started to clench and then when the light went green the lights went off.He pulled me over and asked “do you know why I pulled you over?” I said no.The officer goes “what kind of burrito is that?” And I said “birria”. The cop said “good choice, be careful driving while holding food in you mouth, have a good day”…I just got pulled over for having a burrito in my mouth…I was doing some errands before stream tonight and I went to get a nice yummy birria burrito, I was eating my burrito “I’m late for anime school” style and held it in my mouth because I was driving. Then at a red light a…— Scarle Yonaguni💋💅NIJISANJI EN (@ScarleYonaguni) April 26, 2026 【翻訳】口にブリトーを持ってるだけで停められちゃった…今夜の配信前にちょっと用事を済ませてて、美味しそうなビリア・ブリトーを買いにいって、ブリトーを「アニメ学校に遅刻しそう」スタイルで食べてたんだ。運転中だから口にくわえてただけなのに。そしたら赤信号で隣にパトカーが止まって、俺のア〇ルがキュッて締まっちゃって、信号が青になった瞬間サイレンが鳴り出した。停められて、「なんで停めたかわかってる？」って聞かれて、俺はノーって答えた。警官が「そのブリトー何味？」って聞いてきて、俺が「ビリア」って言ったら、警官が「いい選択だね、口に食べ物くわえて運転するのは気をつけろよ、良い一日を」って……